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The best grow lights, cannabis seeds and accessories in South Africa

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As my love for the growing of cannabis grew, so did my search for improved products.

I’ve spent a great deal of time sourcing quality products, that I not only use myself, but felt others would benefit from their wider availability as well.

While germination is not guaranteed and at one’s own risk, only the best quality genetics are sourced and sold.

We are committed to our customers’ satisfaction and believe in going the extra mile.

I’m sure you’ll find only the best products in your search on our site.

Thank you for your support.

Our Seeds 

Girl Scout Cookies – Nirvana

Buy your Girl Scout Cookie strain feminized seeds online. World famous for her beautiful cookie dough, sweet earthy buds and deeply relaxing state of euphoria, this frost machine quickly became popular and cleaned up with Cannabis Cups everywhere she was entered in.

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Mimosa Evo – Barney’s Farm

MIMOSA EVO™ Cannabis Seeds
MIMOSA EVO™ Feminized: The long awaited release from the lab at Barneys Farm has finally happened and our twist on these monster genetics have their seal of approval. Arise MIMOSA EVO™! Evolved from a famous Emerald Triangle cut originally bred by Symbiotic Genetics now supercharged with our priceless Orange Punch from the Barneys Farm vault. This 60% Indica dominant favourite is packed with Large frosted buds, rich in star studded cannabinoids and terpenes…

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Do Si Dos – Pyramid Seeds

Do-Si-Dos is a child of the famous Girl Scout Cookies line of cannabis—a top favourite among cannabis connoisseurs. The flavour is perhaps the most striking element of this strain, but her effect is equally top-notch. Get ready to enjoy a fiercely potent smoke that’s as invigorating and uplifting as it is relaxing!

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Gorilla Glue – Zamnesia

The one and only Gorilla Glue now available here. This spectacularly potent and flavourful Indica which until recently was only available in the US doesn’t just make for incredible relaxation with a happy and uplifting effect. Her out-of-this-world potency makes Gorilla Glue also an excellent strain for the treatment of chronic pains and other health conditions….

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Grand Daddy Purple

Grand Daddy Purple was founded and introduced into the Bay Area by Ken Estes in 2003. Soon after its introduction the medical marijuana strain took the California Collective scene by storm. Grand Daddy Purple strain, hands down is the most highly recommended and requested strain 6 to 1 in medical collectives today…

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